Well, who's still in the Big Blogger household? It's been one helluva day where the 'musings' have outnumbered the 'rantings' by 2 to 1. These are amazing statistics especially as 'life journeys' are hot paninis at the moment. Wayne Roonwald is ever so excited at the moment as he awaits the results of his scan. Him and that Coleen Maccchaccllllllllooeen are said to be so proud that they'll soon be showing the scan of his baby metatarsel to the whole world. They'll be amongst some of the proudest foot-parents on the planet. My mate Camel Balls has insider information that they'll be throwing a party much bigger and more over-the-top than Dai and Vicky's the other day. And before you start to wonder about my mate Camel Balls he didn't get the nickname out of some ironic twist of irony - he does really have balls the size of a camel's. Please, spare the one hump or two jokes. Anyway, Jennifer Ellison will be winging her way back from Benidorm for the party I'm sure, and, it's rumoured, that the entire cast of Brookside from 1982 to 84 will be there.That Ricky Tomlinson's funny. As a special treat you'll all be glad to hear that the wigmeister general FatboyFat himself, Elton John, won't be going because he's not invited. Did you know his latest sitcom about an over-the-hill gay rock star named Max Flash - complete with manager and hangers on has not been taken up by anyone in Hollywood. Good. It was probably crap anyway.What makes him think that he can write sitcom all-of-a-sudden? I can just see his little piggy chops pulling a tantrum "David darling I want to write an hilarious, award grabbing, popular sitcom so people can love me even more" to which his wife David replies "You can't do that bumchum because you're the unfunniest man-hybrid on the planet.I've never laughed at one of your pathetic jokes and I only married you for the divorce payout. Haven't you read the papers porky? Pi*s off I'm doing a Heather?" The shitcom was called 'Him and Us' and was about showbiz ranting and musings with a few journey's thrown in for small measures. Apparently, the pilot didn't go down too well - but that's another of Elton's stories! Heather Mills has still left the Big Macca Household. Macca himself tried to catch her in a pincer movement by offering her £25 million squid for the baby. That's alot for a small baby - wonder how much he would have offered if it was fully grown? Well, Shahbang's still gone from the BB house but never forgotten, and that Deidrie, the sports scientist has followed in his footsteps.She broke the rules.BB is the very fabric of our society so if you let her get away with it they'll all want to do it and then we'll have anarchy in the UK and the Sex Pistols will reform. God Forbid!