Well, Juzzzy's finally left the Big Blogger Household. Could he and the Shahbaz creature be one and the same - nah, too much of a coincidence. While one door shuts another slams in yer face. I see Dai and Vickey's doo the other night went ok. Sampson was saying that the party bags didn't amount to much and that Graham Norton's auctioning skills were more like Motherby's than Sotheby's. Incidentally the Beckham's were the subject of a documentary on the telly last night. Great fare for one and all tho you've got to feel pity for them. They've got no privacy. Constantly in the public eye, paparazzi at every turn, top of the range super cars (mega expensive on fuel consumption), houses in Spain, Switzerland, Berkshire and Cleethorpes. They must get really bogged down with all that cleaning and hoovering. My mate Goose and his Aunt Sally, who both know a bit about cleaning, says he doesn't don't know how they manage it all. He wrote them letter offering to help with the hoovering but they haven't replied yet. You'll like Goose, but he's a bit of a strange old chicken. To my knowledge he's the only ventriloquist house cleaner around. Yes, 'Ventriloquist House Cleaning' is a somewhat specialist service but nevertheless it works for him and his Aunt Sally. His Aunt Sally has been in the family for at least 50 years. She'd been tucked away in a box in the the attic until Goose discovered her as a young man. In order to train Goose to be a proper upstanding young citizen it was not unusual for his father to lock him in the attic for several days at a stretch. Aunt Sally, with full working limbs and parts, and Goose, became quite close. Goose would spend many an hour practising on Sally, getting his tongue around the most difficult of phrases and thus a thousand 'gottle of cleaners' were born. It was during an argument that Sally's leg fell off that Goose had the idea of replacing it with a brush and handle and a thousand wet cleaning dreams were born!
Telly's rubbish at the mo that's why so many people are signing up for more rants and musings with the occasional life journey thrown in!
Sleep tight Juzzzy, we'll miss you - 'Another One Bites The Dust.'
Word of the Day
Gone, as in ~ gone away, gone from here, gone with the wind, gone with the window cleaner, my wife's gone with the window cleaner......again!