So what has been happening in the Big Blogger Household today? Much musings and rantings with the cybermates I bet, with the odd journey thru life here and there and bloody everywhere.
Juzzzy's off the top for once; well it is the Sabbath. Feel quite unnerved that he's dropped down the league table albeit for one day. They said Keef Richards fell out of a tree with shock the last time Juzzzy dropped off the top - bollocks he did, my mate said he jumped so he wouldn't have to tour again with Mick Shagger. Hey, hey, he should remember he's a Rolling Stone, not a bleeding Monkee!
Dai and Vicky are having a bit of a do at the Big Becksville Household today and rumour has it they were up all night blowing up balloons and hoovering. My mate Sampson told them to use paper plates as it would make life a lot easier when clearing up tomorrow. He's good like that is Sampson, always has a practical slant on the most ostentacious of occasions. He went to the soap awards the other night and managed to get his grubby hands on one of those goodie bags - and you never guess - yes, it was filled with soap. I said to him, well, Sam, that's lifebouy! I read on somebody's blog that kiwi fruit were only invented in 1949 which is pretty amazing; tho they don't say if you can eat the skin. Keeping up Appearances was repeated on telly again today at 1pm and I was shocked to discover that Onslow's birthday causes trouble. Birthday's can oft bring out the worst in some people especially if they're expecting a big pressie and you haven't even bought them a little one. Old granny's love birthday's tho don't they. They just love sitting there watching it all happening quaffing pints of tea and pulling faces at the satay chicken.Dai and Vicky have a special table set aside for grannies' with only grannies' food, you know traditional English tucker, tripe and jellied eels.Don't you just hate them!
It was followed strangely by Cash in the Attic (there's only a mess and an old Aunt Sally in mine) and Murder, She Wrote completing a hat trick of Sunday repeats for the BBC. Still no evictions on here tho there may be a few more rants before the night's out!